Hey. Its Alex. Welcome to the contacts portion of the site. I know if you’re here you probably haven’t noticed all the different ways to get a hold of me, so I figured I would lend a helping hand.
If you’re a hot girl that loves to pose in your sexy bikini in front of cars, and you want to seduce me, then start dropping lines on my twitter page. If you don’t have twitter or want to get to the source faster just email me:
If you’re going to mail me or contact me to tell me I suck or you dislike the page, don’t waste your time. Your probably hilarious email (in your mind) won’t help me somehow become funnier or write better. Let’s face it, I’m just really not concerned.
Disclaimer: Don’t contact me about your problems, I got my own.