Big White Penis On Nurburgring Forces Racing to Stop
Apparently yesterday when it was one of the nicest days to race, it all had to come to a halt when the drivers ran across a big dick on the track. People graffiti things all the time on the Nordschleife, it’s kind of something that makes the track unique it’s in own way. But nothing like this has ever been done before it’s making everyone wonder is the graffiti worth having on the track altogether?
So much graffiti was used in the process of creating this picture that the paint was still wet when cars approached it. The last thing any racer wants is to lose control due to a big wet penis. No one wants that. So half the day was lost cleaning the dick.
I mean we know dicks have been on the Nurburgring before, they are just usually driving Mustangs…too early for a Ford joke?